My former parish used to have a retreat on the weekend after Easter where people went to relax but left their Sunday go-to-meetin' clothes at home. On Sunday, we'd worship in this lovely little chapel in the middle of the woods. If you're a member of the clergy and your church does something like that, here's a suggestion: play it safe and worship without any vestments at all. Otherwise, you run the risk of looking like this guy.
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Me Tarzan, you brick ... ?
muscular christianity?
I thought Jimmy Page was a Zoarastrian.
Is that an Entenmann's loaf cake in his left hand?
run away. run far, far away.
monika
What a fright.
Jane or Tarzan??
Seriously, thaat's a guy? I was thinking unattractive chick. Either way, um, ew.
Yuk.
Bad Vestments!
Very Bad Hair!
Try to set the night on. . .fiyirre!
Vanderbilt Divinity School, early 1990s....note the VCR and post-glam-metal hairstyle....
Armpit hair in the chalice is unforgivable.
If you hadn't specified, I would have guessed female. As Killer the G.I. once said in a Beetle Bailey cartoon, "If it's that hard to tell, who cares?"
The detail that really gets to me are the matching wristlets
If only the wristlets had little crosses on them so we would know they are proper Christian attire celebrating Jesus and not the officiant.
Pauly Shore?
Can't say that this is even Christian!
"When the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars; Then peace will guide the planet, and love will steer the stars...."
There needs to be a total, church-wide ban on Bolivian weave stoles. The *only* exception would be if you are serving in South America.
I'm going with episcopal priestess . . .
Nah, there's a five o'clock shadow, if you look, and yep, that's serious armpit hair. I'm especially glad the photo is from the waist up only...
Vera Bradley knockoff or stole?
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For some reason, I just find this really offensive!
It's bad enough that he's using leavened bread for the "Body of Christ," but the armpit hair, the hair-do and the wristlets are just too much.
Better to be in a golf shirt or something.
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