WHAT IS THIS?

(1) Something purchased at a tacky Italian tourist shop that specializes in relieving Americans of excess money.

(2) The new uniforms of the Turin Cathedral Tigers slow-pitch softball team.

(3) An actual chasuble that you can buy if you want to.

(4) A really bad idea.

I GOT NOTHIN'

There are millions of quips, japes and jests that I could insert here but since 99.9999999999% of them are obscene, discretion is the better part of valor and all that.  I guess I could say something about how THOSE COLORS CLASH LIKE A SON OF A...get a grip, Johnson!!  Deep breaths, buddy!!  Now do you see what running a site like this can do to a person?

UPDATE: Several commenters have stated that this photograph is apparently a fake.  So I guess it says something about the awful state of vestments these days that my reaction to that news is that I would find such a disgraceful ensemble to be totally plausible.