MY WORK HERE IS DONE

I used to think that the Episcopalians had retired the trophy as far as bad vestments, church decorations and serious worship are concerned.  But via the Bovina Bloviator comes word of a Austrian Roman Catholic "mass" so unbelievably awful that...well let's just say that the Confederate flag looked embarrassed to be there.

VESTMENTS THAT MAKE YOU SAY, "REALLY?"

Chasubles with parrots on them.

SET PHASERS TO KILL

Give it up for the Klingon monstrance.

I GOT NUTHIN'

Seriously.  I don't have a clue what's going on here.