REMEMBER THE OVEN MITT!!

Katharine Jefferts Schori adds to her sartorial legend.

UPDATE: Come on now, Johnson, it's not that bad. Quite correct. It's WAY worse.

WE CONTROL THE VERTICAL

[Outer Limits resets, Johnson? Gettin' old much? - Ed]

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ADJUST YOUR MONITORS

We control the horizontal.

ONE PILL MAKES YOU LARGER

I'll never forget that overnight when Father Greg did some Orange Sunshine. It took the entire youth group to talk him down.

I don't know why I thought of that just now.

TARGET PRACTICE

I don't know, Father, maybe it's me, but I have to think that giving them something to aim at might not be such a hot idea for a priest.

Props to Dave.

ICE, ICE BABY

Not many people know that in the original Batman comic books ERRRRRRRRRRR graphic novels, the arch-criminal Mr. Freeze had a personal chaplain.

LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN

For the love of God, MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND!!

BOUNTY!

The quicker picker-upper!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR TOLEDO MUD HENS!!

Yeah, I know it's a Tau cross. But here's the deal. Make that a Roman cross or a Jerusalem cross or something and I don't make that joke.