Tuesday, April 20, 2010

404 ERROR

ANNNNND we're off:

(1) Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the only chasuble with its own IP address.
(2) You don't put this on this garment, you hack into it.
(3) Most vestments get cleaned.  This one gets a new hard drive.
(4) Old concept: liturgical colors.  New concept: PC versus Mac.
(5) For the time being, don't run Windows 7 while wearing this or the liturgy will constantly freeze up and you'll have to reboot and start over from the beginning.  Microsoft's working on the patch.
(6) This chasuble also serves as a wi/fi hotspot.
(7) If you want to order one, the name of this product is iGarbage.

You get the idea.

12 comments:

Randy said...

I wonder where you put the cooling fan?

Monika said...

another iSore.

Anonymous said...

Look like a "Star Wars" vestment.

Pastor Bakker said...

Please defrag!

Anonymous said...

I know that Christ has defeated the serpent, but you don't really have to incorporate the skin into your vestments in order to prove the point!

Anonymous said...

Error 404: Clergy Not Found.

Pr. Lehmann said...

End of line.

midwestnorwegian said...

"Shaka Unbuntu"

James said...

I am on this site for the first time; your jokes and comments are priceless. However, I can't help thinking that there is an entire congregation worshipping with Fr "Spaceship"; do they think this goofy garbage uplifts the mind and heart in Our Lord's presence?
Goes to show what happens when they threw out the 1928 Book of Common Prayer what came in.

Xopher Xadin said...

I-sore

Cantor Nikolaos said...

What happens when you mix Liturgical tradition and 21st Century technology?

Nancy Louise said...

When androids dream of electric sleep, this is the church vestments they see. . .