All ugly, garish, pretentious or otherwise unacceptable liturgical vestments will eventually coalesce into one single and magisterially awful set of vestments. There are unmistakable signs that this process has already begun to happen.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
JOHNSON'S GRAND UNIFIED THEORY OF INAPPROPRIATE LITURGICAL CLOTHING
All ugly, garish, pretentious or otherwise unacceptable liturgical vestments will eventually coalesce into one single and magisterially awful set of vestments. There are unmistakable signs that this process has already begun to happen.
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My eyes! These bishops need to become acquainted with the works of Mies van der Rohe. You know, "less is more" &c...
If you squint, he looks like a Dalmatian wearing a nice big red Christmas bow.
...and a crosier for a munchkin.
It's the vestment for all seasons. Unclear of the liturgical color for a day of national thanksgiving? Never fear, this vestment is here!
Coming soon to an altar near you, matching paraments.
I second EC, only I was going to say a dalmation on a fire truck.
Holiday gnome?
It looks exactly like the Christmas tree skirts I saw at Marshalls today.
With apologies to dalmatians.
And what about those wretched dried blue flowers on (?) the altar? with the blue-green full frontal. I'd rather he just use a cassock and surplice and an altar fit for Good Friday. Good heavens!
All ugly, garish, pretentious or otherwise unacceptable liturgical vestments will eventually coalesce into one single and magisterially awful set of vestments.
The same might be said of theology, especially for the Episcopal Church.
when someone chooses those vestments willingly he has sufficiently proven his senility and that he is no longer capable of fulfilling the duties of his office.
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